We are MAPWA, the Men Against Poopy Wieners Association. We have many gay members, and are not biased towards homosexuals in any direct way. We senior cofounders of MAPWA cordially welcome you to our official site at MAPWA.org. Knowing that you have navigated to our site,
we address the fact that your thoughts are invested into our organization. You may have entered our domain with certain questions to what our
beliefs are, why we believe what we do, and why Virgil pees like a girl. Your most fervent passions and torrid desires will guide you along our journey -
the journey in which we find the most complex answers to once simple questions. Our site navigates you to different pages telling you our philosophy,
our member profiles, our cultural works of art, and of course our rigidly expensive merchandise. Our attitude - classy, our layout - quaint (but vivacious).
Our founders
in Langford agreed to the terms that Poopy Wieners, well, umm, are just GROSS! We are strong supporters of mustaches - and just imagine, you're getting ready
to go there, but she wants you to lick there, and next thing you know --> POO ON YOUR HAIRY FACE! Fucking... disgusting. That almost rhymed. We are not directly against
men with poopy tongues, but in certain states and conditions (refer to our MAPWA Rules and Agreements Act(71B-667) attached to our page), this can lead to a violation
(code 3B-7 in the case "MAPWA vs. Grubbs II-B). However, demerits and violations may be removed (with discretion) to members who have a first initial of "R" and a last
initial of "G". Finally, even though we don't like poop on our wieners, we love poop. Enjoy your stay, experience, and world here at MAPWA.org.